Jacques Chirac, George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Silvio Berlusconi at the G8 Summit in 2003. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Berlusconi Bush Blair assembled friends, message from the heavens, message from above, caught in a trap, and you aint getting out, no bribes work here, I can reveal with a certain delight, advisors spin doctors, friends and associates face the consequences, media moguls who provided the tools, and did what was intended, the children you stole from seek damages, the horror was relentless, the game you rigged for decades, watch cause it’s over, there are no more second chances, God Most High has taken aim at all evil plans, the wars the deception the moral decay, the love you replaced with control and fear, your well worked cruel intentions, will fall to the dust with Goliath expectations, roman empire builders Huns and infidels, you sold off love for your own devices, shame will come upon you. God Most High has had enough, I was trying to avoid war pleads Blair, does the guy ever give up, God Most High shrugs, lets him mouth on a moment or two. Well Tony, you want to save yourself, what’s new in all that, go on then.
I started a charity, just to make up some, seems fair I didn’t pull a trigger on anyone, really smiles God Most High wryly, did you invade Iraq, cause the destruction of culture and huge loss of life, he advised me cries tony, pointing to old George Bush, who doesn’t know where to look, any cameras here, the light is blinding, I want to take the fifth, can someone advise me, and your excuse George, one was bad enough, did you have to bring along junior, now there will be two burning bush’s, ahem ahem laughs God thinking what next are they going to do, dance like leprechauns on world wide stages, taste is not what it used to be, soon the Chinese will be making wine, wonder what they’ll put in it this time.
Dance or develop a conscience, just like the last bunch, here comes that greasy Italian, where’s the garlic Peter. Silvio silvio you had the world at your feet, the opera house in Milan, a football team for keeps, I know I know he answers, his hair as dark as a dirty sweeping brush, what is your excuse for all of this, promotion of corruption was bad, but giving these two cover, that was far too much, take them down take them down orders God Most High, But you haven’t given us a fair trial pleads Blair, my wife is willing to represent me, she’ll do it pro bono he adds with a cheeky smile, pro bono not another one of those, I can hardly stand the music, but he does have a good tune or two. I like that one admits God Most High, stuck in a hole and can’t get out, I hum it sometimes when I play golf. You’ll hear from my lawyers shouts bush as he’s being led out, I’ve got friends he adds with disdain for the divine, and they don’t take this behavior lying down, really answers God Most High a little entertained by his conceit, what is it they are going to do asks God, make everything suddenly all right. Zap, dumb dumb and dumber voice is lost, standing mouths open but nothing is coming out, just the way to keep them, even those below don’t deserve to hear this rot. Still haven’t found what I was looking for hums God Most High, keeping himself a little occupied while waiting for a collection of bankers to appear, de dum dum dum de dum dum dee..