Man arrives on planet mars, doesn’t understand, being there, meets local aliens, the welcome crew, greetings from our leader, God is amused, who is this man, I’m an atheist, the man says, I’m God, man smiles, really, prove it then,  God turns him into a woman, man laughs, a surgeon can do this, God is laughing, what’s so funny enquires man, you have no hands, anyone can do that replies man, man suddenly acquires an itch, jumps around can’t stop, God starts laughing deliriously, man does not understand, what’s so funny,

God answers,

I told St.Peter we’d have jumping jack flash live on mars,



And life is an accident, and the earth provides clean water by chance… seriously.

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