Getting Older

sagging tummy, droopy knees, i told you i’d divorce you

for getting old dear, those breasts, they only fed the children, but they do nothing for me anymore, i’m an old fart and i take Viagra when i need one, what, i even changed my eye prescription so i wouldn’t have to look at you, but look at it this way honey, you’ll have lots of friends with you, i’ll give a regular check, and if you get something like a tummy tuck, well i might give you another year or two, how about that, Donald you can’t be serious!

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