Celebrityitis, farmed chicken farmed children, your
disease, the disease of a lifetime, every dog wants
to be lassie, everyone a centrefold, get over it dudes,
Immerse yourself in alcohol, lie to your children,
take cocaine, as much as you can, photograph
everyone, shoot the neighbors.
they’re annoying me,
the future is wonderful, amazon is healthy, so are your
children, your neighbor thinks so, the sex industry
thrives, Lend money to your bank manager, make him smile,
take sailing lessons, buy a boat, the waters are rising, so
is the global temperature, global warming or global
warning, does it matter, unlikely, why worry, end it all
now, the future is gold, jump from the highest building,
seen it on TV, blame your therapist, blame God,
did I say that, it’s like waiting for a hurricane.