three irish men visiting a brothel….
The local Methodist pastor appears, looks up and down the street, and goes inside.
“Would you look at that!” says the first Irishman. “Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?”
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, looks up and down the street, knocks, and goes inside.
“Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching!” says the second Irishman.
After roundly condemning the vicar and Rabbi, they see their own parish priest knock on the door.
“Ah, now dat’s sad,” says the third Irishman. “One of the girls must have died.”
Aah . . . that’s better!