fracking is good for you, they give you pizza with fire now, where’s homer simpson?
Residents affected by the massive explosion and fire are also eligible for a 2-liter bottle of soda
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The best way to get through these trying times is to remember that’s there an upside to everything. To take just one example: yes, global warming is destroying the planet, but the melting glaciers are also revealing the preserved corpses of WWI soldiers, which is pretty cool. And if, say, a fracking well explodes in your community, causing a fire that raged for five days and leaving one person presumed dead, you might get a free pizza out of it!
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