Free Pizza Anyone?

fracking is good for you, they give you pizza with fire now, where’s homer simpson?

The Harbinger

Chevron apologizes for fracking well explosion with coupons for free pizza

Residents affected by the massive explosion and fire are also eligible for a 2-liter bottle of soda

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Chevron apologizes for fracking well explosion with coupons for free pizzaThe February 11, 2014 fire in Bobtown, Pennsylvania (Credit: Screenshot, WPXI)

The best way to get through these trying times is to remember that’s there an upside to everything. To take just one example: yes, global warming is destroying the planet, but the melting glaciers are also revealing the preserved corpses of WWI soldiers, which is pretty cool. And if, say, a fracking well explodes in your community, causing a fire that raged for five days and leaving one person presumed dead, you might get a free pizza out of it!

The Philadelphia Daily News has confirmed that, following a massive explosion last Tuesday, Chevron’s been making up to the good residents of Bobtown, Pa., by distributing…

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