The Oil Fracturer

fracture over here, we need a lobotomy, pump mother earth full of chemical, like rooting out a ferret, getting that gas…story goes on, like an imprisoned sex slave, she’s distrought every day, finally a voice calls out in the wilderness, well many voices call out, but they have few lobby buddies, till God is woken by her screams…and the story goes…

 

Oil guy big smile,

finance guy big sigh,

Put the rig over there,

Hard to hear clearly,

Chopper very noisy,

Million barrels a day,

Amazing the technology,

Pump in the chemicals,

Whoof the oil flew,

Water becomes polluted,

Nature reserve destroyed,

Land becomes useless,

A sore in everyone’s eye,

Mr President what’s up,

Energy independence he quips,

Fathers mind your children,

That was just an election boost,

Protester gets twenty years,

For upsetting the president,

Mother Nature howls,

A big freeze you want,

She loos to the sky,

God gives the directions,

Wind blows cold air,

Country freezes everywhere,

They wont frac around much now,

Mother nature is consoled,

For the time being anyhow,

Poisoning the water everywhere,

First the arctic now the rivers,

Can’t believe such stupidity,

Meanwhile chopper stops,

Rotors seize up,

Oil guy finance guy go down,

Pilot miraculously survives,

Two more incoming.

Gates of hell opened,

In the two guys fly,

The end.

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